Staying Young
Good afternoon, common sense Americans, This is Jim Morrow with the real common sense commentary. An old man was fuming because his Sunday paper had not been delivered. He called the paper, and after being on hold for 20 minutes, he barked at the operator and said where is the blankety-blank Sunday paper? “Today is only Saturday sir.’” And then dead silence. “Well, blankety-blank, no wonder no one was at Church!”
Listen to these getting old, e-mail tips.
Number one : Throw out non-essential numbers, this includes age, weight, and height, Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay them.
Number two: keep only cheerful friends, the grouches will pull you down.
Number three: keep learning: learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle, an idle brain is the devil’s workshop.
Number four: Enjoy the simple things.
Number five: laugh often, long, and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
Number six: Tears happen .Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire lives is ourselves. Be alive while you are alive.
Number seven: surround yourself with what you love, whether it’s family, pets, keepsakes, hobbies whatever. Your home is your refuge.
Number 8: Cherish your health, if it is good, preserve it, if it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.
Number nine: Don’t take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county, to a foreign country, but not where the guilt is.
Number ten: Tell people you love, that you love them at every opportunity, and always remember; life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
Like the following: an old man bumped into another old man at the beach one day. He said; “sorry,I’m looking for my wife and I guess I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going.” The second old guy says, “that’s okay, it’s a coincidence, I’m looking for my wife too. I can’t find her and I’m getting a little desperate The first old guys says, “ well, maybe I can help you find her. What does she look like’?
The second old man said “she is 27 years old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, longlegs, and is wearing short shorts. What does your wife look like?” The first old man says: “doesn’t matter, lets find your wife!”
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